06.01.07 - 2:35 p.m.

the only thing i ever learned from that second pseudobrother was thanks to his time in the army. i liked his hat. i took it off his head and put it on my own. i marched around the living room and he called me back to his side, said if a lady puts your hat on, she owes you a kiss. i refused to kiss him, but stored this knowledge for use at a later date.