22.01.09 - 3:10 p.m.

i think the way i'll become a millionaire is by writing a book tentatively titled how i became the person i kind of already thought i was, which will detail chapter by chapter how i learn to successfully wink, nonchalantly use the word gal in a sentence, spend time with my mother without veering into suicidal territory and have real fun with children.

don't steal my idea.