14.01.06 - 5:57 p.m.

the aforementioned sister, over cheese bread and drinks earlier than is really appropriate for ladies (drunk diarlynand entry in honor of ms. jennifer hand - that's right, i'm looking AT YOU whoops missy) has divulged that she wants to get remarried to the fellow she divorced just two(?) months ago. it will never be sex on the corner of a hot tub she says (uhhhhh...) but i like our life together she says and i am like for one thing i'm glad you don't have a hot tub and for another thing what the fuck?