09.11.04 - 12:24 p.m.

she called to put a stop to arrangements until
she could get some names, talk to some people "in the business"
but i told her we'd just come from a meeting with
the crematory service. she gasped YOU DIDNT -
oh, not a service it gets better, i told her:
they filled out the forms with a viagra pen. i couldnt
stop staring at it. she hmphed and said
well id have done him if i could, and thrown in a little something
extra on your behalf, if you know what i mean.

my cousin the mortician
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