15.08.05 - 1:58 p.m.

humanity i love you

because you will make "witty" exclamations in stage whisper during the previews of movies then readjust yourself loudly to call attention to the fact that nobody laughed.

because you are prone to unabashedly write down the most terrible metaphors and promptly send them off in email to people.

because you start wearing maternity clothes during your first trimester of pregnancy, because you get pregnant or want to in the first place humanity

i hate you