17.07.05 - 1:58 p.m.

1. at the height of drunkenness last night, i called the guy who dateraped anna and told him his ass was gonna get kicked. i didn't elaborate, but i'm planning on hurling insults while cruz does the actual ass-kicking.
2. this morning, he (wait for it...!) went to the police station and reported that he had been receiving "threatening calls." some cop called anna and she was like yeah, my girlfriend called him and threatened him because he dateraped me and gave me an STD.

note to past or future daterapists: going to the cops and complaining that you're being antagonized: BAD MOVE. it has now been officially "reported."

3. we had a good chuckle via telephone.
4. jenn, if you can find a way to make that dream a reality, i will relocate in about half a second.
5. having tons of sex with your girlfriend must be extremely time consuming!
6. i am the grouchiest i have ever been in my entire life, i think, but that's not an apology for the above statement or the aforementioned phonecall to the aforementioned asshole.
7. don't rent blade 2 unless you've seen blade 1.



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