25.02.05 - 3:13 p.m.

things i should probably come to terms with:
1. i will never be the librarian of congress
2. i will never have straight hair
3. i have "good birthing hips," and they will only get "better"
4. people will keep disappointing me as long as i keep expecting things of them
5. jonathan safran foer is never going to send me anything in return.
6. i will fail to quit drinking soda every time i try, because i don't really want to quit.
7. my dad's dead
8. i won't become a famous accordionist without practice
9. modern dentistry is not equatable with medieval torture