04.06.06 - 12:36 p.m.

thank you, joanna newsom, for regifting to the world the word poetaster and enabling hundreds if not thousands of real, live poetasters to use the word unironically, or "ironically" after looking it up on dictionary.com. thank you for rendering any real (unironic) use of the word passe or "ironic" to readers or listeners whose eyes will turn glassy at setting eyes upon it; their ears will perk and their attention will stray to imaginings of your beautiful, beautiful hairdo and seemingly endless supply of gunne sax dresses.