18.08.06 - 4:07 p.m.

how appropriate that the two citizens of our fair town of whom i think the least have found one another. they are a perfect pair: hounding the barely legal girls who eyelash-bat their ways into bars, who spend the money allocated for textbooks on a fake ID and stumble around town at 2am in miniskirts and leggings. how adorable they look on their myspace pages, puppydoggish and balding. they are college dropouts or may-as-well-be, bad singers in the band of life.