20.09.06 - 6:41 p.m.
"college girls" are not the arch nemeses i once considered them. they will, over a break from work, begin a conversation about current boyfriends' ex-girlfriends. they will initiate a hunt for them on myspace. they are unencumbered by feminism or politeness. we found the first:
i said, "she looks..."
like she has down's syndrome? i know.
"well, she just looks..."
the other one chimed in: retarded.
they will find yours. your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. they will say flatly,
she's gross.
they will make other assertions about her sebacious glands and hairdo. nothing they say is untrue and this is how they endear themselves to you.